nicole richie = still fat!

January 9, 2008

So many of you are taking my last post literally…. yes I called Nicole Richie fat.. well because, she looks fat. Pregnant or not (which obviously she is, I’m not stupid) she looks fat. Pregnant people = fat people. I mean look at this picture… this is no Victoria’s Secret ad for a bathing suit, it’s more of a story for Parenting Mag and how you’re body ain’t the same as it used to be as a teen. Sorry ladies, I mean we all (well most of us) go through it and we just accept that we get bigger in life. Deal with it. Deal with the fact that you’re not going to look skinny. Maybe you look cute with a belly, but you’re still fat. There. I said it.

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33 Responses to “nicole richie = still fat!”

  1. Miranda Says:

    Nicole Richie has a pregnant belly. That does not make her fat. It makes her pregnant. Her overall bodyfat would still probably be under 20%. How on earth could that make her fat? Bigger, yes. Fat, no.

  2. Miranda Says:

    And the “she looks fat” excuse? It doesn’t cut any ice with me.

  3. Brandi Says:

    How utterly sad to have an otherwise fun, fashionable, and amusing blog spoiled by a blatantly ignorant post,

    Obviously, you have never been pregnant or fat. Pregnancy changes a woman body in ways you can’t possibly anticipate or imagine, but it does not make you fat.

    Stupid+shallow+superficial = you.

    There. I said it. Deal with it.

  4. amberae Says:

    i actually was starting to like this blog, until you insinuated anyone that isn’t tiny is fat. blow your ego down girly.

    there’s a baby taking up space, so i think that your theory falls flat on it’s face.

  5. Deanne Says:

    A baby in your belly does not make you fat. Granted, many woman gain fat along with the baby’s weight, but this girl isn’t one of them. Can’t you see her ribs, collarbones, and wristbones all poking out! She does not look fat at all. She looks like an underweight pregnant momma. That girl needs MORE fat to support her baby’s healthy development.

  6. Grl27 Says:

    You sound like an F-ing moron! You must be the most retarded person ever to post your thoughts on the internet… I have to laugh when I look at this picture of Nicole and read that you think she’s fat. Obviously your crossed eyes cant see her ribs or her tiny arms. Maybe you should take an anatomy class because thats not fat in her belly, its a growing fetus. I hope someone slaps your ugly stupid face so hard your eyes become uncrossed and you can get some sense. Not everyone gets bigger as they get older, just because your parents are fat fuks and you probably are too… duh, jump on a treadmill and quit eating. LOSER!

  7. Amanda Says:

    you’re a complete fucking dumbass.
    she’s stick thin! she is PREGNANT!!! that’s a baby. no fat.
    grow up you psychotic cunt. there. i said it. :]

  8. jbeasley Says:

    that b***h is fat pregnant or not they make one piece suits yall bust be fat b****s and up tight cause yall bigger than her off some cheetoes and not baby batter quit crying yall aint even bffs ha there i said it!!!

  9. Sini Says:

    HAR HAR, Fat and pregnant are two different things.

  10. Rachelle Says:

    Hahaha this must be a male speaking.. I think it is funny. I am pregnant, and this just simply makes me laugh. I mean, being pregnant does not make you look skinny, but the word fat is usually used for people who eat uncontrollably and don’t exercise. I wonder how healthy the guy who commented really is. Some people really need a reality check. And hey, I bet his mom was a pretty fat fuck when she was pregnant with his ugly ass. Probably still is. Eat your words, dick.

    • urbanupdater Says:

      Hi Rachelle!

      First off, congrats on being preggo! Whether it’s food related (probably a little bit) or not, she still is bigger than usual. You asked about me? Check the “More About Me” section. I’m 26 years old, 5’2 and weigh 102lbs. I’m a super health freak on occasion, thanks for asking. And I weighed 6lbs when I was born. So before you start talking trash on my site that is completely irrelevant to the content, please do your research. Don’t attack me. If you don’t like my site, leave. Please be respectful of myself and others on this site.

      • Rachelle Says:

        I think you’re totally overestimating everything [redacted].i don’t think you’re pregnant so again how would you know? i will talk trash if i need to!being pregnant makes woman gain weight ALL OVER! i don’t think you were thinking when you wrote this [redacted]!
        Just go [redacted] your [redacted] and get pregnant to see how it feels to be pregnant ASSHOLE!Asians are THE (redacted) RACE ON EARTH!EXCEPT FOR SOME PEOPLE!

      • Lynn Says:

        @ Rachelle “Asians are THE (redacted) RACE ON EARTH!EXCEPT FOR SOME PEOPLE!”

        I don’t think YOU were thinking when you wrote THAT. Eat YOUR WORDS, you ignorant, racist. It’s sad you’re reproducing and passing down your close minded racism to your kids. Hopefully you have a miscarriage because you’re not worthy of reproducing due to the fact you will most likely pass down your stupidity to your kid. Do everyone a favor and spend time with all asians before you judge their whole race. How dare you point out a WHOLE race just because of one person’s dumb opinion.

  11. mel Says:

    i dont want to “attack” you on your site, but i think what people might trying to say about you calling Nicole Richie fat, is that some people who get pregnant actually DO get fat. Nicole is still really skinny for a pregnant woman. Alot of preg. people gain weight all over. It looks like all of her weight is in the belly where the baby is. So even though, to you she may look fat, to us fellow pregnant women maybe she still looks skinny. You must not have ever been pregnant in your life yet. When you get pregnant or if you are a male, when your wife/girlfriend gets pregnant you will think twice about saying this.

  12. Miriam Says:

    mmmmmm….have you ever been pregnant? im guessing not so you dont know what pregnancy does to your body.you cant control how much you eat.you’re eating for two so why dont you understand that every woman gains weight during pregnancy.i feel as if you went to far with this blog entry.you need to get A LIFE. Wow, I didn’t know Asians could be so [redacted] AND [redacted]!


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  14. Madison Says:

    three words for you missy –

    stupid. ignorant. bitch.

    • lorraine Says:

      urbanupdater.wordpress.com..ur dumb & ugly so shut the fuck up..yeah maybe ur not fat, so u said..but ur NOSE is..ur nose needs reduction. go to a surgeon, they might be able to do some nose-lipo …

      there. i said it.

  15. kris Says:

    @lorraine LOL!!! oh yeah lindsey chen sure has huge nose..is she cross-eyed? she looks like a goldfish..

    lindsey chen+cross eye+huge nose=GOLDFISH

    there. i said it.

  16. lauren Says:

    being pregnant is not being fat.. actually seeing nicole richie on that bathing suit, makes her look hot and sexy.. she is confident enough to show that pregnant belly.. so you lindsay chen, stop HATIN’,. you don’t know because you’ve never been pregnant .. you sound pathetic..

  17. Anonymous Says:

    You are a fucking idiot. There is no other way around it. Go get a life and stop living vicariously through people who don’t even know you exist.

  18. passer-by Says:

    People like you make the world a bad place. By the looks of your picture, you are on the chunky side yourself. bittch.

  19. jason Says:

    Hmm I think she is still too skinny! Looks like you dont have to worry about being skinny though! 😉

  20. Anonymous Says:

    This is the saddest post i’ve ever seen on a blog. i’m sorry but what is being said about Nicole is nothing but Shallow, ignorant, superficial, and very rude. How can someone claim that someone who is pregnant is fat? i just don’t understand the logic. She is still clearly skinny, and even if she WAS fat,who CARES? why is it so important to you or anyone and why post a blog about it? Are you that bored with your life you have to go pinpointing “imperfections” about other people?

    I feel sad for how shallow and superficial our country has become. what ever happened to natural beauty. being considered beautiful on the inside and out no matter what?

  21. Anonymous Says:

    This is the saddest post i’ve ever seen on a blog. i’m sorry but what is being said about Nicole is nothing but Shallow, ignorant, superficial, and very rude. How can someone claim that someone who is pregnant is fat? i just don’t understand the logic. She is still clearly skinny, and even if she WAS fat,who CARES? why is it so important to you or anyone and why post a blog about it? Are you that bored with your life you have to go pinpointing “imperfections” about other people?

    I feel sad for how shallow and superficial our country has become. what ever happened to natural beauty. being considered beautiful on the inside and out no matter what? Beauty comes from within

  22. anonymous Says:

    true this is super shallow and am disappointed to read this. but it does not mean all asians are shallow and mean. nicole ritchie is still not fat. look at her – she is sooo thin and if anything, pregnancy will help her reach a healthy weight again. so please don’t comment on ppl being fat – its rude.

  23. april Says:

    I don’t like nicole richie… but i do think that pregnant women looking like that, are definitely NOT fat.

    Also, your face is fat like you stuffed your cheeks with two pork buns. does that mean YOU too are fat?

  24. Maura Says:

    You are a shallow and self absorbed individual. Get a life.

  25. Maura Says:

    And I agree with the other comments. You aren’t nearly pretty or thin enough to comment about others.

  26. RitaBaily Says:

    you are ugly, with crossed eyes, with fat cheeks and overall, an unattractive girl, inside as well judging by your shallow post… i wonder if you have any good brain cells, or all you have in your head is sh¡t?? You are stupid!

  27. Ame Says:

    you are an idiot. a complete idiot. you will be the reason i know dumbssses exist.

  28. Devon Says:

    I found your ridiculous comment on a google search and although I have NEVER commented on a blog post in my life I felt the need to say something to you. Some people are pretty and some people are ugly. YOU my friend are just ugly. You really cant hop on a treadmill to change that honey. Do yourself a favor and just put a paper bag over your face in your picture because its hard to look at. You should be embarrassed for calling a pregnant woman ‘fat’. Your UGLY face and freakin nonexistent BRAIN is why people are anorexic. I recommended u seriously get your WHOLE FACE RE-DONE before you judge ANYONE because like I said you YOURSELF are in NO WAY attractive! omg ewww

  29. Kate Says:

    if people were to see this in 2020, the ignorance, hope time changed your views and nasty opinion.


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