Notice something wrong with this picture?? If you are thinking, “what is wrong with her legs?!?!?,” then you are correct!!! I spotted this lady wearing skin colored tights today at lunch. Tights aren’t bad, if they are skin color, they aren’t even that bad, but if they are skin colored AND have a pattern, that’s just really bad. It looks like she has a skin disease or something. And believe me, I was not the only person in line looking at her legs, thinking… what the heck was she thinking this morning.
So ladies, when you are getting dressed in the morning, no matter how tired you are, do not think about putting on the skin colored patterned tights. Unless, of course, its Halloween.