Two Words: Chuck Norris

December 12, 2006

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I’m not even going to explain why you should buy this shirt. Instead, I’m going to give you some facts about Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnโ€™t lifting himself up, heโ€™s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • Chuck Norris doesnโ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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One Response to “Two Words: Chuck Norris”

  1. Kara's Crazy Says:

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


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